danger zone



rulu:

on the news they were talking about a 9-foot alligator in coral springs and my mom was like “a what alligator?” so I said, “a NINE-FOOT alligator” and she said

"that’s weird don’t they normally have 4 feet"

Via Lea

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Remember what day it is tomorrow?

kuonad:

*Whisper* ~Croatoan 
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So remember what god told us!
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HOARD TOILET PAPER WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!!!

Via stardusted kid

Ron Swanson takes down Starlord

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ian/mickey + hands

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Via crap, i'm a painted whore




gentlemanbones:

Please add more unwarranted explosions to gifs. It’s my favorite.



thedaintysquid:

pleatedjeans:

"My wife didn’t want to take maternity pictures, so I hired a photographer and took her place…" [x]

I. AM. CRYING.


Via Happy Existing Day

mydogsnokes:

i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

Via Chin up, Beautiful
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