on the news they were talking about a 9-foot alligator in coral springs and my mom was like “a what alligator?” so I said, “a NINE-FOOT alligator” and she said
"that’s weird don’t they normally have 4 feet"
So remember what god told us!
HOARD TOILET PAPER WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!!!
Misha gets it.
Via stardusted kid
Please add more unwarranted explosions to gifs. It’s my favorite.
"My wife didn’t want to take maternity pictures, so I hired a photographer and took her place…" [x]
I. AM. CRYING.
Via Happy Existing Day
i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake