Saw this and it made me laugh so wanted to share it with you :)
how does justin bieber still have fans like if 1d started pulling half the shit he pulls id be gone so fast
because we have made a promise that through everything we will stay there for him.
damn that’s literally something someone in an abusive relationship would say that really concerns me
he’s the one they warn us about in math problems
Howard wants to buy 28 bags of Cheetos. Each bag costs $65, how much money will he spend?
Answer: Howard doesn’t give a fuck, hes gonna buy 28 bags of cheetos.
I used to be a gynecologist but i got fired for eating on the job
at my wedding, I want 9 people dressed up as the members of the fellowship of the ring to attend and halfway through the vows they stand up and start arguing until the one dressed up as Frodo shouts “I will do it, I will take the ring to the bride!”
then it just falls silent as he slowly brings me the Ring of Power
im gonna cover a song *puts blanket over cd*
the look like they’re posing for a early 2000s rap album cover.